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Finding new ways to embarrass myself....

After the Padres game we went down to Mission Bay for a cookout and bonfire. It's early and just the five of us high school friends gather there in the shade: Rob, Eric, Tom, and his brother Jimmy.

Suddenly Eric says to me, "Hey, Derek!" I respond with, "Hey, Eric!" There is a long pause, after which Rob says, "Watch out, he's gonna get you." We have a history of zinging each other, so I say, "Yep, it's gonna be a bad one."

Another moment of silence before Eric utters, "Um, you have a hole in your pants, dude."

I look down to see my left testicle hanging out of a gaping hole in my jeans, dangling unabashedly between my spread legs.

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sonata960
Jun. 10th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
That is pretty funny, Derek. Though you can be glad there you weren't in mixed company - that happened to a friend of mine once with a whole bunch of people there, myself included!
spiderourhero
Jun. 10th, 2005 07:38 am (UTC)
I can't stop the visualization and it's freaking me out. GAH.
rsc
Jun. 10th, 2005 08:19 am (UTC)
What does one say when this happens? "It's a whole new ball game" comes to mind...
spwebdesign
Jun. 10th, 2005 08:57 am (UTC)
<groan>
chrishansenhome
Jun. 12th, 2005 08:01 am (UTC)
Perhaps, "Play ball"?
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