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I was going to wait until the end of the month to do this, since it's really a New Year's meme, but everyone's doing it, and I'm a lemming, so what the heck — let's see if this is the longest sentence I've written this year, which isn't at all the purpose of this post, but with all the extra phrases I've tacked on after commas, I just had to go with the flow, if you know what I mean. <bangs head against wall>

The point of this meme, as I first saw it a year or two ago, is to create a paragraph using only the first sentence of the first post of each month and see how well these disparate thoughts work together. So, here goes:

I'm not particularly fond of large crowds. I want to post about what's really hurting me, about what makes me depressed. It's amazing how quickly this stuff can come down! So, I've been listening to "Dragostea Din Tei" (yes, you've heard this song). The real reason I've been working out so hard in recent months:
Me, as I collapsed next to her in bed: "You wore me out."
Her, weakly: "Honey, you wore me out..." (glancing up at the clock) "...six hours ago!"
Maybe it's because I've been reading Cryptonomicon for the past few months. (Because it requires so little thought on my part….) I am getting sick and tired of these delays! I was just sitting here when I saw a reference to the Da Vinci Code and thought, "'Tis a pity Dan Brown's an Amherst alum…the talentless hack!" Rules: Write 20 random things, and time yourself while doing so. Does anybody have Adobe Acrobat Professional? I want maximum turnout amongst my friends, so I'm posting this now.

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am0
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
Sentences
They say that the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am" while the longest is "I do".
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