Y-M came into the office at the wrong time and was subjected to a diatribe about R. "R sucks." Etc.
She wasn't sure what I was talking about. "What, did you just choose a random letter to hate today?"
"Your lab uses R. It's all your lab's fault." She still didn't know what R was. "Capital R, not lowercase r," I added.
"Oh, I see," she smiled slyly, "you discriminate against letters!"
Without skipping a beat, I looked at her with a straight face and said, "I'm a Capitalist."