On my PC desktop, I've managed to contract a virus which is eating up system resources and causing devices to fail, but none of the virus scans or removal tools are able to detect it. Meanwhile, my kernel memory is running close to 100% most of the time.
And on my linux server, I can't get Perl and MySQL to work with R, a biostatistics program that the lab uses. I've tried all sorts of "solutions" but can't get the problem fixed. [volta, I wouldn't refuse your help!]
Meanwhile, my bosses are probably wondering why I'm not getting any work accomplished. <sigh>