Panama (spwebdesign) wrote,
Panama
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Bad Day Put in Perspective

I am tired, so rather than write a lengthy diatribe where I expostulate on all the various things that really got under my skin today I figured I could just sum up my feelings on it all, thus allowing me to put things in perspective. I'll probably still rant about these things when I have more time and am feeling appropriately cranky again, but for now this will have to do.

The following thoughts all crossed through my mind today at some level of complexity:

  • Losing a second-round playoff game by 15 points because 3 of your 4 best players couldn't be there sucks.
  • Singing like shit at your final dress rehearsal sucks.
  • Getting a parking ticket in front of your apartment in the morning sucks.
  • Taking three times as long as usual to get to work because of traffic sucks.
  • Seeing 2 accidents happen in the lane next to you within 5 minutes of each other sucks.
  • Having a skanky ho get out of her car at a stoplight after almost sideswiping you and calling you a "stupid shitfaced motherfucker" sucks.
  • Being bombarded by anti-Catholic sentiment on the radio and internet sucks.
  • Listening to petty primadonnas bitch me out at work sucks.
  • Listening to ignorant, bigoted, homophobic, hypocritical remarks by our Commander-in-Chief sucks.
  • Having George "Dubya" Bush as President sucks.

And all of a sudden everything was put in perspective. Suddenly:

  • Losing a second-round playoff game by 15 points because 3 of your 4 best players couldn't be there isn't so bad.
  • Singing like shit at your final dress rehearsal isn't so bad.
  • Getting a parking ticket in front of your apartment in the morning isn't so bad.
  • Taking three times as long as usual to get to work because of traffic isn't so bad.
  • Seeing 2 accidents happen in the lane next to you within 5 minutes of each other isn't so bad.
  • Having a skanky ho get out of her car at a stoplight after almost sideswiping you and calling you a "stupid shitfaced motherfucker" isn't so bad.
  • Being bombarded by anti-Catholic sentiment on the radio and internet isn't so bad.
  • Listening to petty primadonnas bitch me out at work isn't so bad.
  • Listening to ignorant, bigoted, homophobic, hypocritical remarks by our Commander-in-Chief isn't so bad.
  • Having George "Dubya" Bush as President sucks.
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