Panama (spwebdesign) wrote,

Finding new ways to embarrass myself....

After the Padres game we went down to Mission Bay for a cookout and bonfire. It's early and just the five of us high school friends gather there in the shade: Rob, Eric, Tom, and his brother Jimmy.

Suddenly Eric says to me, "Hey, Derek!" I respond with, "Hey, Eric!" There is a long pause, after which Rob says, "Watch out, he's gonna get you." We have a history of zinging each other, so I say, "Yep, it's gonna be a bad one."

Another moment of silence before Eric utters, "Um, you have a hole in your pants, dude."

I look down to see my left testicle hanging out of a gaping hole in my jeans, dangling unabashedly between my spread legs.
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