Suddenly Eric says to me, "Hey, Derek!" I respond with, "Hey, Eric!" There is a long pause, after which Rob says, "Watch out, he's gonna get you." We have a history of zinging each other, so I say, "Yep, it's gonna be a bad one."
Another moment of silence before Eric utters, "Um, you have a hole in your pants, dude."
I look down to see my left testicle hanging out of a gaping hole in my jeans, dangling unabashedly between my spread legs.