Panama (spwebdesign) wrote,

Beware: Nursery Rhymes May Be Hazardous to Your Health!

An article I read on BBC News speaks of the perils of nursery rhymes. At the end is a sample of one of their new, safety-oriented nursery rhymes:

Little Johnny rode his bike,
No helmet on his head.
He took a fall and split his skull,
His mother feared him dead.
She rushed him to the ER,
Where they checked his neuro signs.
They noted a blown pupil
And inserted IV lines.
They called the neurosurgeon,
Who came in and drilled a burr.
Now Johnny's fine; he rides his bike,
But he's helmeted, for sure.
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