I don't buy it, not for one second, because I know I'm not the only book lover out there. And by book lover I mean lover of books, not lover of novels or stories or biographies or histories or plays or anything else that books might contain.
For the last few years I've had people try to convince me that I should give e-books or audio books a chance. Various arguments have been made, and they all miss the point. So today, when I was told that the latest e-book gadget-thingie looks like a real book, I felt compelled to make the following reply, which I then decided merited a post of its own:
Can you dog-ear the pages? Underline passages and scribble notes in the margin? Can you read previous readers' markings or find interesting bits of paper forgotten between the pages? Or the occasional squashed bug or worm-eaten page? Can you fold one side back over the spine? Can you rifle through the pages under fluorescent light so you can see the light split into yellow and blue bands? Can you stick a finger in a section for quick reference while reading another? Can you smell the distinct dusty odor of dry, yellowing pages? Feel the grit? The paintbrush-smooth edges of the pages? The texture of each page? Can you admire the cover art and ponder its relevance to the text? Can you stack them on your night table or arrange them on your shelf and admire the collage-like mash of colors, shapes, and sizes? Can you easily give it to a friend who might like it without hampering your ability to read another? Can you write inscriptions on the flyleaf when you give it away? Can you admire the way the text looks on the page? The font types and sizes, the arrangement of text, the distinct look of verse, different types of prose? Can you feel that exhillarating sense of discovery when you find a gem of a title for nickels and dimes in the least expected places?
I think proponents of electronic books think it's all about information, about the content on the pages. It's not. Certainly content is a significant component, but it's not hardly all. Content would not explain why some might prefer paperbacks to hardcovers, others nicely bound special editions to mass market editions. If content were all, why not just listen to audio books? It's perfectly valid to be interested in the content only, but to all proponents of alternative content delivery, please stop trying to foist your e-books and audio books on us book lovers!